30 Something Baby Doc

I would like to digress from medical blogging with a fresh batch of Yo Mama Jokes that I found refreshingly entertaining:

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

Yo mama so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo mama so stupid, she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.

Yo mama so stupid, I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so stupid, she asked me what Jeans I wear. I said 'Guess' and she said - 'Wrangler???'

Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

Yo mama so stupid, It takes her an hour to make Minute Rice.

Yo mama so stupid, She went to a movie and it's rating was "No one under 17 admitted", so she came back with 18 more people.

Yo mama so stupid, She thinks bacteria is the back of the cafeteria.

Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so hairy, when u were born u almost died of rugburn.

Your mama so old, someone told her to act her age and she died.

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