30 Something Baby Doc
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Bird Shit
The ton off bird shit on my car today reminded me of this important lesson.......
A bird was walking through the forest when it started snowing. It was so cold that his tiny little legs froze to the ground. Suddenly, he started chirping at the top of his tiny lungs, hoping that a farmer would come along and free him.Two minutes passed, and a cow came along. The cow, not noticing the bird, proceeded to defecate, the shit landing on top of the bird. At long last, the bird was warm, and the warm pile of shit melted the ice around its feet.Realizing it was free, the bird lifted its wings and tried to fly away, but was once again stuck in the pile of shit. Again hoping a farmer would come along and free him, the bird started chirping.Three minutes passed and a cat came along. Seeing the bird, the cat came over, pulled him out of the shit, cleaned him off, and ate him.
Moral : Not everyone the gives you shit is you enemy and not every that takes shit off of you is your friend.
A bird was walking through the forest when it started snowing. It was so cold that his tiny little legs froze to the ground. Suddenly, he started chirping at the top of his tiny lungs, hoping that a farmer would come along and free him.Two minutes passed, and a cow came along. The cow, not noticing the bird, proceeded to defecate, the shit landing on top of the bird. At long last, the bird was warm, and the warm pile of shit melted the ice around its feet.Realizing it was free, the bird lifted its wings and tried to fly away, but was once again stuck in the pile of shit. Again hoping a farmer would come along and free him, the bird started chirping.Three minutes passed and a cat came along. Seeing the bird, the cat came over, pulled him out of the shit, cleaned him off, and ate him.
Moral : Not everyone the gives you shit is you enemy and not every that takes shit off of you is your friend.
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