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30 Something Baby Doc

Friday, February 24, 2006

I'm Not Making This Stuff Up

Dialogue during a routine annual exam.

Dr. tommy - are you periods normal?
Patient - yes, like clockwork
Dr. tommy - have all you pap smears been normal in the past?
Patient - yes
Dr. tommy - are you sexually active?
Patient - does a vibrator count?


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