30 Something Baby Doc
Monday, March 06, 2006
GET A ROOM! Ohh, You already have one
I was on call this weekend for 24 hours. The call rooms in this private hospital are actually very nice. There is a large suite that is subdivided into smaller rooms and a shared bathroom with 3 showers. My room (the Staff Attending Room) is the largest with a comfortable bed, desk and internet access. There are 2 other smaller rooms in the suite one for the anesthesia resident and one for the medical student. The students were off for the weekend, therefore only myself and the anesthesia resident were the only occupants of the call suite.
I left my call room to attend a delivery. As I left, I noticed the anesthesia resident was escorting a young attractive woman back to his room. I don't think they noticed me. Everything went well with the delivery and returned to my call room. I went out in the suite to wash my hand in the restroom sink and noticed a female voice moaning loudly "ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhhhh baby yes" " Ohhhh baby keep doing that, you're gonna make me............" The moaning was occupanied by audible squeaking. Next, their was loud high pitched screaming,. "Yes!!! Baby Yes!!!".
I tiptoed back into my call room and quietly shut the door.
I never personally had the balls (no pun intended) to get busy with a female in my call room while I was on the clock.
#1 Their would be alot of performance anxiety knowing my pager could go off at any moment and I would have to respond to an emergency.
#2 Showing up to that emergency perspiring and with a woody in my pants would make me the butt of the nurses jokes for the rest of my career.
#3 If the sex is really good, I would be bummed if my pager went off before I did.
#4 What if my Cheif Of Staff caught me?
In summary, I reserve any action for the privacy of my own home
I left my call room to attend a delivery. As I left, I noticed the anesthesia resident was escorting a young attractive woman back to his room. I don't think they noticed me. Everything went well with the delivery and returned to my call room. I went out in the suite to wash my hand in the restroom sink and noticed a female voice moaning loudly "ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhhhh baby yes" " Ohhhh baby keep doing that, you're gonna make me............" The moaning was occupanied by audible squeaking. Next, their was loud high pitched screaming,. "Yes!!! Baby Yes!!!".
I tiptoed back into my call room and quietly shut the door.
I never personally had the balls (no pun intended) to get busy with a female in my call room while I was on the clock.
#1 Their would be alot of performance anxiety knowing my pager could go off at any moment and I would have to respond to an emergency.
#2 Showing up to that emergency perspiring and with a woody in my pants would make me the butt of the nurses jokes for the rest of my career.
#3 If the sex is really good, I would be bummed if my pager went off before I did.
#4 What if my Cheif Of Staff caught me?
In summary, I reserve any action for the privacy of my own home
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