30 Something Baby Doc
Monday, August 14, 2006
Silly Police Mon
I got pulled over by the Popo again on Saturday night.
I was in my mustang doing 50 mph in a 45 zone. I saw the cop at the intersection, but a saw no reason to slow down. I hadn't been drink and wasn't going very fast.
He sped up behind me and turned on his lights and siren. WTF!!! I immediately pulled over, turned down my stereo, and grabbed my license, registration and proof of insurance, Then I put my hands on the steering wheel like I'm supposed to. Het sat in the car forever behind me. eventually he approach my drivers side window, shining his flashlight in my face.
Me - What's the problem Officer?
Officer- I was going to ask why you were going so fast, then I saw what you're driving. Wow!, I've never seen the new Saleen's before. I love those rims. Are those 18"?
Me - No, they're 20" officer.
Officer - Damn! you're pimpin hard!
Me- (handing him my license & reg) Here you go officer.
Officer - That's Ok, I just need your license. I don't need the rest of that stuff. It's obvious the car belongs to you. (Walking back to his car)
He in the car for an extended period off time again
Officer- (Walking back to my window and handing me my license back) I just wanted to make sure there are no warrants out for your arrest (laughing). If you don't mind me asking you? What do you do for a living?
Me - I sell dope , MOTHERFUCKER!!!! (just joking, I didn't say that)
Me - I work as a physician Officer. In Ob-Gyn
Officer - I bet that's exciting
Me- Sometimes
Officer - You have a nice day.
Me - you too Officer????
I was in my mustang doing 50 mph in a 45 zone. I saw the cop at the intersection, but a saw no reason to slow down. I hadn't been drink and wasn't going very fast.
He sped up behind me and turned on his lights and siren. WTF!!! I immediately pulled over, turned down my stereo, and grabbed my license, registration and proof of insurance, Then I put my hands on the steering wheel like I'm supposed to. Het sat in the car forever behind me. eventually he approach my drivers side window, shining his flashlight in my face.
Me - What's the problem Officer?
Officer- I was going to ask why you were going so fast, then I saw what you're driving. Wow!, I've never seen the new Saleen's before. I love those rims. Are those 18"?
Me - No, they're 20" officer.
Officer - Damn! you're pimpin hard!
Me- (handing him my license & reg) Here you go officer.
Officer - That's Ok, I just need your license. I don't need the rest of that stuff. It's obvious the car belongs to you. (Walking back to his car)
He in the car for an extended period off time again
Officer- (Walking back to my window and handing me my license back) I just wanted to make sure there are no warrants out for your arrest (laughing). If you don't mind me asking you? What do you do for a living?
Me - I sell dope , MOTHERFUCKER!!!! (just joking, I didn't say that)
Me - I work as a physician Officer. In Ob-Gyn
Officer - I bet that's exciting
Me- Sometimes
Officer - You have a nice day.
Me - you too Officer????
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