30 Something Baby Doc

I was forced to call a plumber on Friday due to a major leak from my 2nd floor master bath to my 1s floor hallway. Water was puring through the light fixture. (I was thankful I had renewed my home warranty.) Unfortunately he had to cut a huge chunk of drywall out of my ceiling in order to repair the leak.

Through the course of small talk, the plumber discovered I was a physician specializing in obstetrics and gynecology. From that point, he asked me a series of strange medical questions while he performed his repairs. At one point he even asked me to look at the lump on his back. But his questions culminated with he following.

Plumber - Can I ask you a question? Well actually it's very embarrassing and I'm ashamed to ask it, but I'm gonna ask you anyway.

Me - what's your question dude??

Plumber - What's he fastest way to get a chick off sexually??